I’m winning, suckas!

Two months ago, I played in a little game we call the Super Bowl on Bryan Allain’s site. Maybe you’ve heard of it? I didn’t really suit up and barrel down the diamond, pushing the center and guards out of the way to score a goooooooaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll.  I know a green team played a yellow team, and I think the green team won.

I won because that’s what I do. I’m a winner at winning.

Want to know what I won? I won the right to guest post on his blog today. In that post, I reveal three tips to ensure that you’re WINNING. As if that weren’t enough, I also reveal a deep and terrible secret I’ve been keeping since THE 4th GRADE!

You should go to Bryan’s Site immediately, read my invaluable advice, leave a comment and know that because you’ve read my words and followed my directions, you are, by extension, slightly smarter. For real, click here.

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16 responses to “I’m winning, suckas!

  1. What a teaser! That’s why you’re awesome…and #winning!

  2. On my way over right now!

  3. Congrats on winning. I’ve won recently too. My post on The Gypsy Mama’s five minute Friday last week won me a prize from Dayspring.

  4. You sound horrible. I must win at many things, but you loose at having a winning personality.

  5. Read your guest post before venturing over here. It was hilarious and one I could relate to! I’m crazy competitive about Scrabble, trivia, Words with Friends, etc. Nuts. Great post.

  6. dang, that was a good teaser. way better than the ones where I tease The Perk and Tony.

  7. LOL. I’m late to the game, but heading over!!

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